shooting the sheriff

v., when someone who's already up shit creek alienates or insults somebody who honestly could have helped them get back to shore. Essentially, burning bridges with regards to people.

Guy 1: "Hey man, how did your meeting with the RA go today? Did you get out of the alcohol warning?"
Guy 2: "No man, I told her she looked sexy in her dress, and she wrote me up for sexual harassment too."
Guy 1: "Wow man, you really like shooting the sheriff, huh?"

by Col. Hans Landa November 8, 2011

shooting dust

the act of male ejaculation by someone who has rendered themselves sterile through wanking themselves into oblivion.

Dave can't get his wife pregnant, hes been shooting dust since 1983.

by incatatus June 1, 2011

shooting star

1) A meteoroid that is visible from within the earth's atmosphere.

2) A girl, particularly of privileged background, who is hooked on drugs. Typically insecure and unstable, a shooting star tends to suffer from severe intimacy difficulties, being unable to lead a steady love life due to her addictions.

3) A song written and recorded by Elliott Smith that appears on his posthumous 2004 album "From a Basement on the Hill."

Elliott Smith probably had his heart broken by a shooting star at one point.

by Tiny Time Machine May 23, 2011

Shooting ropes

The action of spreading your seed all over the walls.

The action of ejaculating a lot.

“Wow Joe, it’s all over the walls, you were really shooting ropes huh?”

by Joe Joe Burns February 29, 2020

Shooting Pool

The act of injecting drugs, (herion, specifically) directly into ones bloodstream.

"My baby likes shooting pool"
Taken from the song "Pool Shark" by Sublime

by Lou Doggg March 17, 2009

Shooting range

A school

"Man I'm gonna go the shooting range"

by Bruh moment 42086969 February 24, 2020

Shooting Blanks

Obvious consequence of a vasectomy. Plenty of cum, but babies have been removed.

Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.

by Vulgar Skunk May 18, 2017