shnickers

when someone either follows through after a grizzly fart or shits themselves they or their friend gives them a huge wedgie meaning they have poop all over there arse and shmeat loaf

oi look shteven has shit hmself again what a sap lets go give him a shnickers.

by jordayy March 6, 2008

Shlonker

A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.

My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.

by PieMan3259 May 30, 2018

shonker

a Tottenham supporter.

Ali G is a shonker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Shrinker

An individual that has aged to the point that they are no longer growing, but in fact shrinking.

My 90 year old neighbor is a shrinker. My parents are shrinkers.

by Cyanna February 4, 2010

Boner shrinker

When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.

Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"

by itsallhood88 March 10, 2009

Sninkerdoodledawdlepop

When a person ties a string around their forefinger and then as it swells up they stab it with a lead shiv and it pops, spewing blood.

ted pulled a sninkerdoodledawdlepop and almost killed his dumb self

by Scz May 31, 2007

Shloinker doylay

A fat shong in between a nice pair of shloinkers

Damn that girl just got shloinker doylayed.

by Jabelitz June 10, 2015