Smeggy 

something cool and goated like jojos bizarre adventure

"yo bro did you see the new part of jojo?"
"yeah abu its so smeggy, it gave me a raging boner, especially when i saw dio brando it ripped through my pants"

Smeggy by lailakizzycuh June 9, 2025

Sheggy 

An eggy smelling shart

I just dropped a sheggy in the hallway, I gotta go change my trousers now.

Sheggy by Dsheggy July 16, 2025

Smeggy 

A synonym for angry. May have originated from either Red Dwarf UK TV show or Red Dwarf fans because smeghead used as an insult by Lister to Rimmer is attested.

You have gone red with anger- don’t get smeggy with me please!

Smeggy by Jimmy Dodger July 26, 2025

Shmegg

Shmegg, schmegg;

Verb: to smoke cannabis.
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;

Noun: • a joint or blunt;

• an amount of, or

an ounce of cannabis;

(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,

Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,

G shmegg…)

1st vocalized by a fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent:

‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).

(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)

“Let’s shmegg now… then when we get to the top of the mesa & find a spot, I have another shmegg as a reward. I have a Q shmegg at home for later!”

Why ‘shmegg’?

“Sounds like ‘smoke. So we can

say it in public’.”

🎼“Pass de shmeggie

on de left hand side…”🎶

Shmegg by Starwindwalker December 4, 2025

Shmegg

Shmegg, schmegg;

Verb: to smoke cannabis.

(Now Vape also)
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;

Noun: • a joint or blunt;

• an amount of, or

an ounce of cannabis;

(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,

Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,

G shmegg…)

1st vocalized by a *fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent.

‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).

(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)

“Let’s shmegg now… when we get to the top of the mesa & find a spot, I have another shmegg as a reward. There’s a

Q shmegg at home for later!”

Why ‘shmegg’?

“Sounds like ‘smoke’. So we

can say it in public’.”

🎶 “Pass de shmeggie

on de left hand side…”🎶

Shmegg by Starwindwalker December 4, 2025

Smeggy Richie

A man that is completely loaded with smegma under the foreskin. Derived in Massachusetts during the original Bay Colony period. Still active within Massachusetts and boarding New England schools today. Smeggy Richie can alternatively be “Smeggy Callahan”

Wow he has so much smegma… he’s such a smeggy Richie

Smeggy Richie by MassachusettsLvr May 5, 2026

Smeggyplate

Smeggyplate is when you cover any plate of food with Smegma.

Yo, bro! Whatchu eating..?
"A Smeggyplate, its a one of a kind."

Smeggyplate by SmegGodMop July 9, 2026