Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013

shloozed

An altered state of mind due to consuming to much alcohol

I was a bit shloozed last night.

by Stubucky December 17, 2013

Shmooped

The act of getting shit dick everywhere during anal. To poop on ones penis.

This new girl shmooped on me last night. It was horrible.

Dude, I heard she shmooped ya.

by skuttlebutt July 12, 2016

shllumped

Means pyrall is gay for saying bros, also NIGGA stealth and mags are used in shllumped

Im shllumped my nigga.

by Shllumped October 21, 2017

Shoomed

-Trying to relax from being shooketh but can’t, then you are shoomed.
-Or you mistyped Shooked for Shoomed and still went with it.

1) Hahaha lol I can’t even rn I’m so Shoomed.
2) omg you look so Shoomed what made you so shooketh?

by ImThatAlexander January 4, 2018

Shloomp

Falling out of reality- spacing off and
Entering a mind space where you learn something (often a lesson or something new)

Hey, nomicon, got any knowledge for me? *shloomps*

by NOMICON June 20, 2018

shlompdoof

An unnecessarily long way of mentioning the male genitalia

Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and ride my suck my shlompdoof?

by Sierra Lenker March 9, 2018