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shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.
Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.
by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009
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Shitposter

Meme God or Goddess. Usually dedicated their lives to sharing memes and making others laugh and/or offended. 10/10 recommend having one in your life.
“Dude, your memes are so funny. You’re my favourite shitposter”
by MiriahtheAnn October 5, 2020
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shitpagne supernova

Verb- taking a leaky dump on a person who is on fire in an attempt to put them out...
uhm, like, spencer was wasted and fell pon the campfire but, luckily eric had spent the day at taco bell, thus, he was able to shitpagne supernova him and saved his LIFE,...LIFE...LIFE
by Shmanye west October 16, 2011
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Shitpoop

Verb. Something so unfair, ridiculous or disgusting it cannot be described with just the word "shit" or just the word "poop". Invented and popularized by Penny Arcade creators Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik.
They're out of chips!? Already!? This is shitpoop!

That Urban Dictionary example was a double pile of shitpoop!
by Entropy Cow October 28, 2009
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layering shit up

The act of stealing things by adding new layers to your clothes
I was layering shit up at the Apple Tree when I was caught by the PoPo
by Tation July 7, 2010
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r/shitposting

r/shitposting is a lie if you came here for your shit kink im sorry but hmu later anyway its a bunch of mentally ill people who like to say cum alot
omg jenny likes r/shitposting i know right? god i wanna just die knowing that
by porneuilus hubert the third August 4, 2021
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