shitpeas

A variant of the word bullshit. Usually used within a cough.

Management have agreed to look into increasing the training budget.

*cough*SHITPEAS!*cough*

by Larry Shitpeas March 1, 2013

Shittasticity

adjective

1. An adjective used to describe how "Shit-Tastic" something is.

"The Shitasticity of EA is legendary."

"It is nearly impossible to comprehend the Shitasticity of Kanye West's rhythmic diarrhea which he claims is music."

Shittasticity

by TheyLive September 15, 2014

Shitgasem

When you cum so hard that you shit yourself.

That was the best and worst sex I have "EVER" had, I came so hard but it was a Shitgasem...

by Mokeyfrog September 18, 2014

shittastic

When something is so bad, you can laugh at how fantastically shit it is.

That play was so shittastic!

by Anonymous Man 9001 September 6, 2015

Shitcase

A word use to describe a(n) object / person, if it's being stupid or dumb. Synonym - Stupid

Brad: Broooo your shitcase wifi making my game lag
Jason: thats because we dont have wifi... you're using the neighbours.

by daphne1221 February 16, 2017

shittastrophe

A complete and utter shit-fest catastrophe. A bad thing that happens that is really shitty.

First, I got a flat tire, then the guy who pulled over to help me stole my wallet at gunpoint, then drunk driver side-swiped my car, and now I just found out my insurance was canceled because the bank's automatic payment system got hacked any my payment never went out. It was a complete shittastrophe!

by Word Johnson November 13, 2017

Shittens

Disposible wet wipe mittens.

Hand me the shittens I have to go poop.

by Sallykelso March 19, 2020