Shitwank

Both a really bad mastubatory experience or a term of reference, affectionate or otherwise towards an individual.

i.e. there was good porn but just as I was about to jizz, some gay popup appeared and spoilt it.

i.e. "hey you, shitwank! Keep the fucking noise down and tell your bro I said he was a tossfuck!"

by HimJip March 17, 2011

shitankeled

adj.
Pronounced: shit-tank-el-ed
the act of being completely shitfaced and tanked at the same time; anailated

I was sooo shitankeled on friday night... we had malibu, hpyno, and mikes.

by g and fitz July 23, 2006

Shitehawk

One who takes a voyeuristic interest in other misfortune.

Those who slow down when driving past an accident in order to gawk at the carnage.

"Look at those shitehawks chasing the ambulance."

by Oz Geordie November 4, 2011

shitwank

See: Neocubed.com

neocubed is a real shitwank

by Dark Thunder June 28, 2004

Shitwank

Someone who posts the meaning of their name found on this website on any social media outlet of their choice, forgetting to realize that no one asked for it.

Fuck dude, I keep seeing jeff post the meaning his name on Instagram! Well jeff is a total shitwank!

by NoMoreSpaggetty March 16, 2017

Shitwanker

N, one who wants in their own shit.

That asshole John is such a shitwanker.

by WringRaith January 6, 2018

shitecake

A rare species of mushroom often found growing on decaying waste. This mushroom is characterised by it's deep earthy taste and dark brown colour. Chefs worldwide use this soughtafter fungus in many of their signature dishes.

I'd like to order a small crate of garlic, three boxes of shallots and a large crate of shitecake.

by Mushroommadness June 12, 2016