shitastrophe

An absolutely colossal catastrophe, bad enough that it's as if it shitted itself.

Wow, my applications are turning into a shitastrophe! For my family picture, I have to use the pictures they take in Disneyland of you screaming on Splash Mountain....

by fiona_e1is3 January 15, 2013

Shitilation

When you almost die from shit inhalation in a porta-shitter on the side of a mountain because they don’t put a rubber mat down and you’re wearing ski boots and almost fall into the urinal...

We almost died from shitilation in Utah!!!!

by SkiPanda43 March 17, 2021

Shitbuster

The bathroom version of a ghostbuster. Shitbusters flush any toilet that still has shit in the bowl. Shitbusters that flush leftover urine in toilets and urinals are called pissbusters.

I just saw a shitbuster flush all the toilets in the public bathroom at my local McDonald's.

by Tako#2739 June 17, 2021

shitastrophuck

a complete, unmitigated disaster; a combination of a catastrophe, shit show, and cluster fuck.

The recent demise of the banking industry was a shitastrophuck.

by fatcrate March 15, 2023

Concrete Shitfeast

An insurmountable wall of bullshit you cannot possibly break your way through.

The party was a concrete shitfeast. I might aswell not have been there.

by Jimmy2Axes February 6, 2021

shitbust

The act of having an involuntary orgasm while in the process of taking a shit.

This morning I took a dump and, out of nowhere, I jizzed at the same time...I think I did a shitbust!

by shitbuster December 15, 2007

Shitastic

Something or someone so amazing, horrifying, or fantasical that is makes one have the feeling of or actually shitting

Driving on the parkway today was shitastic!
Dude, that trick was shitastical!
A:Oh My God I think I shit my pants!
B:Why?
A:I met Robert Pattinson!
B:He's so shitastic!

by hellsrogueangel February 23, 2010