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ShitCandy

The correct name for Skullcandy headphones, because really, they're fucking awful.
Thirteen year old girl 1: "I need new headphones, I lost my old ones."

Thirteen year old girl 2: "get skullcandies, they come in the koolest kolours!!!!"

Person of moderate intelligence: "Don't touch anything made by ShitCandy, they're goddamn awful, and they look as bad as they sound."
by an audiophile June 10, 2012
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shitcanned

verb; adverb; noun; to be placed in an area of unwanted remembrance, to put or attempt to put (as humanly possible) any person place or thing with all the other shit that has been cluttering up your life and apparently serves no useful purpose.
My employer jus shitcanned me...fugem !

I just shitcanned javascript, it's useless.

My old lady just slept with her ex , she's shitcanned in my life.

There's a live volcano erupting on Maui, I guess our vacation's shitcanned.
by terryzz February 25, 2009
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shitcanned

To get paralytic on illicit substances or exceedingly drunk
"Oi TD, where's those pingers ? Let's get SHITCANNED !!!"
by Da Chicken Man June 28, 2007
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shitcakes

its pretty self explantory, and also a grand alternative for some other cruel words.. and feel free to add in your own versions.. pinapplecakes, crabcakes, bullcakes, asiancakes.. be creative!!
omg the french test was today?!?!?!??! fuck!!

now now.. dont be like that!

sorry.. SHITCAKES!!
by karanna January 19, 2008
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Shitnaners

When bananas go rotten and simply just end up looking like shit.
Mike: "Dude, want a banana?"
Katie: "I don't want your fucking shitnaners!"
Mike: "Buy the horse some pizza."
Katie "I'm not feeding that shit!"
by Mike Reiss & Katie McCarthy January 13, 2008
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Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.
Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.
by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011
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shitcan

to get really drunk or stoned
by Vitamann February 11, 2008
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