shitmancer

A master in the act of producing shit in more ways than one.

Hey! Why is that guy coverd in shit?

Well you see we travel with a shitmancer.

by wakandaforeverripchadwickbosem July 2, 2021

Shitmansburg

A common mishearing of Shippensburg, PA since it sounds almost identical. Often used to disparage the town or the university named after it.

Guy: "...and I earned my BA from Shippensburg University in 2003."
Bro: "Don't you mean SHITMANSBURG? Pffft what a joke. I did my studies in the hallowed halls of Millersville University you clown."

by Nicholas D December 13, 2021

Shimanto

A guy who has Depression & Anxiety and also is heartbroken </3

Damn Tui ki Shimanto?

by Akalabu November 23, 2021

Callum Shippman

A man who rages a lot and has a short temper also has a mop trim and is awkward in public while going on a date with haris jusufagic

Callum shippman is the man

by Benjama June 10, 2021

shipanski

the act of flinging poo at the womans face while she gives a blowjob

last night roxy was giving me a shit blowjob so i gave her the shipanski

by jimmyjonjonkin February 2, 2009

drop a shipment

To transfer something (usually large) out of a specific carrier of any kind to an extraction point, this can either be done by force, voluntarily, mechanically and/or extracted. Although there are many ways to use this definition, it prominently refers to the drug-selling business where the drug dealer (supplier) hands his kilo worth of goods to a transprter (mailman) to distribute towards another city, state, or country. Many East Atlanta rappers talk about how d-boys ship their chickens off to Mexico or Columbia or any other Latin American country. That's because their value in these foreign countries is drastically higher than its value here in the U.S. And there is a reduced chance of getting caught in the act if you play your cards right.

I had to make some money somehow so i signed up for a top-secret experimental job in Thailand and all i had to do was drop a shipment of brown boxes towards each of the deep valley towns mapped down on my GPS navigation system on my UPS truck. Guy: "How much does a worker usually get paid?" Me: "Like a shitload of paper, but if you know how i roll all those stacks of paper is gone after one night on the rise" Guy: "Well, that was interesting. It gives me something to think about the next time i drop a load." Me: "Yeah, that cargo is no joke, and things can get real ugly on its dirtiest and problematic days but hey it's easy money to me and i'm good doin this." Guy: "Glad i don't have to worry bout doin this. Sounds like a real turd if you ask me."

by ogdajuiceman June 29, 2010

Shitman

To excrete, To use the toilet, to empty the bowel.

I'm going for a Shitman. Is there any toilet paper?

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007