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sinking a battleship

to drop one, or to make an excretion
It smells in there! What were you doing? Sinking a battleship?
by hewhospoopsnot June 29, 2006
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Shining

When a person possesses psychic abilities, telepathy, pre-cognition, etc. A person able to communicate with the other side; the dead
Damn, that girl's got theshining.
by MasalaCha September 16, 2015
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Shining

To smile or to be filled with excitement and joy
Basically to smile as wide as you can .... / Haha I’m “Shining.” :D
by Jackolantern31 October 18, 2018
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Shining the Butler

To waste time lavishing attention (ostensibly in the form of sexual favors) onto a party who cannot provide you any form of significant reward or upward mobility, while the reigning and more influential members of the metaphorical household go unserviced.
Joey spent all day showing his project to the junior VP but I told him he's really just shining the butler, Jenkins the new CTO makes all the decisions around here!
by GentlemanlyScholar March 26, 2011
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scrote shrinking

Damn! This is some scrote shrinking cold
by srstein January 25, 2021
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Shining Murphy

When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.

French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.

This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."
"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."

"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."

"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."
by Mezron September 12, 2008
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Sinking the Kursk

To defecate a stool of larger than average proportions that both sinks instantly to the bottom of the toilet bowl and also contains a significant amount of Russian semen.
"Yes darling, I had a lovely weekend in Tbilisi, but I've rather unfortunately just had to spend the morning on the crapper Sinking the Kursk"
by brizbraz February 23, 2009
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