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Garlic Shandling Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Garlic Shandling Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Shining Cocksucker

A highly effective wrestling move if you can handle doing it. Your opponent is on one knee, you rush at him and thrust your cock into his face, inflicting pain and humiliation in one quick movement.
"Johnny finished off his opponent with a shining cocksucker and then celebrated by destroying some young woman's throat with his dangerously strong cock."
by CF Hunk June 3, 2006
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Shining Force

A video-game that no one has heard of and people are crazy over it.
1.Suzie:I love Shining Force!!!
Fred:What the hell is that?!!!
by Patrick Sebay May 31, 2004
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the shining

1. A groundbreaking film by stanley kupbrick in which jack nickolson's family is terrorized by a host of spirits and bad omens which posess a hotel and it's inhabitants.
2. A shitty horror movie that ur lifelong friend gets fingered to while you watch in horror.
3. The reflection of the wet tip of a flacid penis
1. The shining was pretty good i guess i liked the part were jack nikellsunn fucked that rotten lady
2. she's getting the shining right next to me
3. i was almost blinded by his shining
by pussay October 26, 2004
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Shining Wizzard

When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)

Ode to the Shining Wizzard.

When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
by Cheap Heat July 2, 2008
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knight in shining armour

a man who helps women in distress in a gallant and courteous manner.
He is a knight in shining armour. He would help women whenever they are in trouble.
by uttam maharjan August 9, 2012
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ShiningPlasmas

a ShiningPlasmas is a Godly human being, even more Godly than Zamasu himself, if you are a ShiningPlasmas, you are one of the strongest Gods in the entire world, not even Eggmans Lazer piss or Thanos could stop you!!!
guy#1: wow i cant believe my brother is so good at this game, he's a shiningplasmas at this game

guy#2: not even I would be able to defeat a shiningplasmas such as himself at this game
by RandomDude1999 June 13, 2019
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