1. Uncontrollable laughter.
2. Laughing at random nonsensical things.
3. Having no sense of when to laugh
4. An alternative meaning is to pee because of excessive laughter.
2. Laughing at random nonsensical things.
3. Having no sense of when to laugh
4. An alternative meaning is to pee because of excessive laughter.
1. Zeemu lashed out in a semonti and made a fool of himself.
2. Umeez had to go to the bathroom because she got a semonti from Zeemu's jokes.
3. Ummez makes a fool out of herself because of her semonti.
2. Umeez had to go to the bathroom because she got a semonti from Zeemu's jokes.
3. Ummez makes a fool out of herself because of her semonti.
by Umeez August 30, 2008
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Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG
by Davey February 8, 2005
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by Dujsdkd June 4, 2019
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he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''
We regret that we cannot and will not give an example because it was just too fucking stupid to type.
by BuddyChrist February 21, 2005
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It is not popularised by Bo Selecta, nor does it mean Show More! It is in fact popularised by Michael Jackson himself and if you check the lyrics of BAD by the man himself he is actually saying C'mon which means "come on" which means shamoooooonnneee!! You wanna check my body? They be lookin at at me wiv desire thats what you say right?!!!!
It is not popularised by Bo Selecta, nor does it mean Show More! It is in fact popularised by Michael Jackson himself and if you check the lyrics of BAD by the man himself he is actually saying C'mon which means "come on" which means shamoooooonnneee!! You wanna check my body? They be lookin at at me wiv desire thats what you say right?!!!!
.He Heeee! That shit is crazy mo fo!
It is not popularised by Bo Selecta, nor does it mean Show More! It is in fact popularised by Michael Jackson himself and if you check the lyrics of BAD by the man himself he is actually saying C'mon which means "come on" which means shamoooooonnneee!! You wanna check my body? They be lookin at at me wiv desire thats what you say right?!!!!
It is not popularised by Bo Selecta, nor does it mean Show More! It is in fact popularised by Michael Jackson himself and if you check the lyrics of BAD by the man himself he is actually saying C'mon which means "come on" which means shamoooooonnneee!! You wanna check my body? They be lookin at at me wiv desire thats what you say right?!!!!
by muzzy December 18, 2003
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I saw Dave Matthews on tv and I got a sheboner.
He is so good looking, it gives me a sheboner.
Sheboner alert! Hottie at 6 oclock!
He is so good looking, it gives me a sheboner.
Sheboner alert! Hottie at 6 oclock!
by Megnollia February 3, 2010
Get the Sheboner mug.Any person pathologically obsessed with their own ridiculous and worthless ideological judgments of language conventions which pertain (even only historically or figuratively) to sex or gender who makes a public nuisance of themselves by injecting their bullshit (as defined by H. Frankfurt) into even the most friendly and harmless conversation where they see a 'hot-button' word that sends them off into a tangential rant to "raise awareness" of their "deep" and "significant" revelations of our vocabulary and its supposedly important implications.
Symptoms include: an abnormally enlarged interest in vain masturbatory academics (such as "gender studies"); an inflamed sense of self-righteousness; irritating intellectually-vacuous outcries; a severely diminished capacity to defend opinions by reason; and disruption of normal social interactions prompted by the obsession.
Word origins: a counterstroke to the pseudo-intellectual nuisance feminists and their coinage "herstory" (a play on the word 'history', which they hysterically misjudged as androcentric): 'hemorrhoids' are a literal pain in the ass; a 'shemorrhoid' is one of the aforementioned obnoxious self-important people who is a figurative pain-in-the-ass (even in the eyes of the quasi-sensible feminists who resemble mature adults in their ability to offer arguments, coolly opening a discussion, instead of only interjecting to complain and make unreasonable demands).
Symptoms include: an abnormally enlarged interest in vain masturbatory academics (such as "gender studies"); an inflamed sense of self-righteousness; irritating intellectually-vacuous outcries; a severely diminished capacity to defend opinions by reason; and disruption of normal social interactions prompted by the obsession.
Word origins: a counterstroke to the pseudo-intellectual nuisance feminists and their coinage "herstory" (a play on the word 'history', which they hysterically misjudged as androcentric): 'hemorrhoids' are a literal pain in the ass; a 'shemorrhoid' is one of the aforementioned obnoxious self-important people who is a figurative pain-in-the-ass (even in the eyes of the quasi-sensible feminists who resemble mature adults in their ability to offer arguments, coolly opening a discussion, instead of only interjecting to complain and make unreasonable demands).
person Z: having a good day?
person Y: meh. this weather is a bitch, and my boss was being a real cunt, today. You?
person X: OMG did you just say 'cunt'?
person Y: why?
person X: that's a vile word. I find it offensive. it's derisive of women and blah blah blah...
person Y: what're you on about? If I had, instead, said he was being a dickhead, I don't think anyone would complain that all penised people (of whatever gender identity) are being insulted.
person Z: lol, best to just ignore the shemorrhoid, person Y, they're only going to whine and protest for you to change your behavior, and they'll only become more rancorous if you don't bow to their self-imagined authority.
person Y: meh. this weather is a bitch, and my boss was being a real cunt, today. You?
person X: OMG did you just say 'cunt'?
person Y: why?
person X: that's a vile word. I find it offensive. it's derisive of women and blah blah blah...
person Y: what're you on about? If I had, instead, said he was being a dickhead, I don't think anyone would complain that all penised people (of whatever gender identity) are being insulted.
person Z: lol, best to just ignore the shemorrhoid, person Y, they're only going to whine and protest for you to change your behavior, and they'll only become more rancorous if you don't bow to their self-imagined authority.
by Lykho October 31, 2011
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