Incompetent Shrek-like dude with a microscopic penis as he overcompensates by driving large trucks to appear like a bigger man.
Hey this ugly dude just pulled up to a restaurant in his ram truck and it appears his underwear is packed with fruits and vegetables to make his penis look bigger as he must be a Sheldon!
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Get the Sheldon mug.Male equivalent of the female name in Shelly. Sheldon is an English name , but usually men with this name have feminine qualities in being highly emotional and nosy along with having limited manhoods.
Hey , why is that guy gossiping about his neighbors and watching them constantly? Must be a Sheldon. This dude in class is an absolute beta-male, yet drives a truck to appear manly to overcompensate for his small member as his name happens to be Sheldon.
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My friend Sheldon couldn't afford a house,so his parents gave him their house, but he couldn't stop gambling and used the house as collateral for a loan. Who's that guy with a shreklike wife that constantly berates him? Oh his name is Sheldon as he has no balls!
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Get the Sheldon Hamft mug.In the television show, the Big Bang Theory, there is a scientist named Dr. Sheldon Cooper. In the apartment that he shares with Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, there is a particular seat that is his, and no one else is allowed to sit in it. This seat is ideally located both in relation to the heat source in the winter and a cross breeze in the summer. It also faces the television at a direct angle allowing me to immerse myself in entertainment or game play without being subjected to conversation. Prior to Leonard moving in, Sheldon had positioned a lawn-chair at this particular point and "placed it in a state of eternal dibs".
When Leonard bought a couch, the left hand side of the couch (when sitting on it) became Sheldon's spot.
While initially Sheldon did not want to be able to engage in conversations when sitting in his spot , three years later Sheldon's explanation to Penny why he chose this particular spot had slightly changed. He now pointed out that "it faces the television at an angle that is neither direct so that it would discourages conversations nor at an angle that would causes a parallax distortion".
Sheldon describes his spot as a "single point of consistency in an ever changing world". He says that if his life was expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, this spot, when he first sat on it, would be "0,0,0,0".
When Leonard bought a couch, the left hand side of the couch (when sitting on it) became Sheldon's spot.
While initially Sheldon did not want to be able to engage in conversations when sitting in his spot , three years later Sheldon's explanation to Penny why he chose this particular spot had slightly changed. He now pointed out that "it faces the television at an angle that is neither direct so that it would discourages conversations nor at an angle that would causes a parallax distortion".
Sheldon describes his spot as a "single point of consistency in an ever changing world". He says that if his life was expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, this spot, when he first sat on it, would be "0,0,0,0".
That's Sheldon's spot.
by Sheldor May 16, 2013
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Holly: Did you see that new comic?
Jane: Yeah! Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur is so cuteeee!
Holly: It's so awesome!
Jane: Yeah! Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur is so cuteeee!
Holly: It's so awesome!
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