Sharktism

A shark thats autistic, an autistic shark, feeling like an underwater creature with fins and sharp teeth that’s autistic. otherwise known as feeling Sharktism.

Cat: OH you are such a Sharktism!
Geb: WHAT! I am not
Cat: Oh you totally are

Cat: I felt much like a Sharktism yesterday

Geb: Me too

by Sharktism October 21, 2025

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espresso shartini

An espresso martini with laxatives in it.

Got smashed on espresso martinis last night, shat myself, espresso shartinis

by Dick Recoil May 7, 2020

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Is when a guy bangs some spoiled snobby bitches ass and blows his load in her butthole. Immediately after she takes a Martini glass and cum farts in the glass until she accidentally shits out the cum out.

Jahmeir was banging Melissa’s asshole the other night, as Jahmeir creampied her butthole, Melissa grabbed the Martini Glass off the night stand and proceeded to shake up a Dirty Shartini for Jahmeir.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024

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