Shap

A rumor that is so bizarre that it can’t be true.

Did you hear about the shap that Alex slept with the teacher?

by Darealrobertmcd March 27, 2021

Shap

To take a shit and a nap simultaneously while on company time.

Brandon is heading to the bathroom to take a Shap.

Dude, I took an hour long Shap!

by Thevelts May 20, 2016

Shap

a vape

oi low me ur Shap

by weej. September 8, 2025

Shapped

When you’re on holiday or about to go on holiday from the UK during COVID-19 and your destination is added to Grant Shapp’s quarantine list.

“Honey, we’ve been Shapped, you better ring your boss”

“Cancel the taxi, unpack the fucking suitcase, we’ve just been Shapped. What a clueless cunt!”

by Mozza_ September 10, 2020

Shap

Another term for ;Shut the fuck up

Hey you! Shap.

by Jhazmyn October 20, 2019

Shap Snap

Shap Snap

The moment in a conversation when everything stops because it’s been so f*#%ed up that no one knows what’s going on anymore.

Also applies to repeated failed autocorrect attempts while texting.

“Ohhhh, shap snap! WTH just happened?!”

by Awshapsnap August 1, 2019

SHAP

The name of the most loyal 4 person friend group to ever exist

Shap For Life

by anonymous July 19, 2022