Shaggy

The most powerful being to ever exist. Makes Thanos look like a weak bitch

All the avengers need in order to defeat Thanos is to have Shaggy on their side then they’ll be good

by Dubiks February 05, 2019

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Shaggy

The girl who remote controls robots.. She has wifehs, and likes annoying JT, because he is dumb. She is an 1337 wench.

Also, a very horrid singer-man.

"Shaggy, yeah, I saw her with her wifehs!"

by Aiza April 25, 2003

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Shaggy

Tall,long hair,generally a coward

Jeff is such a shaggy

by Batmanbeyond August 08, 2015

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Shaggy Defense

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.

When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.

by runfromcheney May 20, 2010

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lord shaggy

Before there was anything there was shaggy, no one knows his real name but it is said that should it be mentioned even in a hush whisper it would tear all of reality in half and plunge us all into darkness. (Those that somehow survive)

Lord Shaggy is the height of perfection and an omnipotent god among gods

Lord shaggy or the great gobbler are the only names that this legendary being is known by

I've just been thinking "how did we all come to be"

Well the most common understanding is that once the great lord shaggy exhaled out of boredom and thus sprang forth our existence and reality.

by Siya7x January 29, 2019

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