Raw sewage

People have swam in raw sewage before, and turned out okay. Still, the news tells people in South Florida do not walk around in the shit filled floodwaters from Tropical Storm Eta, it's dangerous. Just what people need, to be fed something else to get paranoid about, since the coronavirus didn't seem to get enough people paranoid.

South Florida resident on news- Ewwww, raw sewage mixed in with the floodwater, that's other people's shit, it smells horrible, that's how I knew there was sewage in the water. I'm not going in that. They need to start pumping all the water out immediately, it's not getting done fast enough!

by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020

Sewage shoot

The human anus.

I was a party last night and thunder blasted from my sewage shoot. I knew then I must quickly run back home and release the unholy discharge before I get laid to avoid any strange odors as I sweat while ramming my girlfriend's sewage shoot.

by JayReynolds June 29, 2010

Sewage blond

A blond dirtier than dirty blond. So dirty blond its SEWAGE blond.
A blond that barely blond and almost kind of brunette.

Friend 1:Hey I've got some dark brunette hair

Friend 2:yeah I've got dirty blond.

*Friend 1 examines friend 2's hair*

Friend 1:hell no dude that's like sewage blond!!

by jakeyoh mylord ya April 4, 2010

tapping the sewage line

to place ones penis in he anal cavity of another

after there one year anniversary, sam is tapping the sewage line.

by stylies September 15, 2010

mississippi sewage plant

When a female is receiving oral sex, rumbles forth with an almighty example of flatulence, and holds the rug muncher's head in place to bask in it's full flavoured glory.

Man 1: I went down on a girl for the I think 3rd or so time.. she purposely farted and held my face there.

Man 2: Ah yes. The ol' Mississippi Sewage Plant.

by NoIThinkNot November 3, 2013

Hispanic Sewage Diver

When someone who is wearing eye goggles has their partner excrete diarrhea on his or her face.

When my brother was sleeping I gave him a Hispanic Sewage Diver. He was displeased with me when he found out.

by Rodman Randy May 22, 2006

broken sewage pipe

A girl who has the most unfortunate combination of having a stank puss and being a squirter

I had to replace the entire mattress after sleeping with a broken sewage pipe. It was a Tempurpedic too - yes I know I can't afford to keep doing this mom please stop yelling

by funkypants February 8, 2015