Insult Etiquette

Insult etiquette is what you have when someone insults you and instead of crying or whining about it, you take the insult with stride and keep on trucking.

Me: You're the worst driver ever!
Them: Thanks!
Me: Wow, you show some very impressive insult etiquette.

by Ultimate Supervisor February 14, 2012

sextiquette

reciprocation of a sexual favor that is equal to or greater in value than the service rendered to you

Part of speech- noun

closely related to the Golden Rule

Jon: So this girl only nut-tickled me when I totally deserved more after I fingerbanged the crap out of her to the point that my hand cramped up.

Drew: Whoa, poor sextiquette!!!

Jon: I know, right? I thought she might just want to skip and get to the deep penetration but that was a pipedream. I finally just rolled over and went to sleep.

by drew and jon February 13, 2009

rimjob etiquette

1. The unwritten, and largely unknown, rules surrounding what to do immediately after giving someone a rimjob (e.g., is it rude to kiss the person, or rude not to?, is it rude to use mouthwash, or rude not to?).
2. Any set of rules so informal (and not talked about or agreed upon) that no one is ever sure how to act.

1. I gave your mom a rimjob last night, but I wasn't sure what the proper rimjob etiquette was. She tasted fine, but I thought maybe I should use mouthwash anyway before kissing her. I didn't know what to do, so I left.
2. These days, I never know whether I'm supposed to pay when going on a date. It's like trying to figure out rimjob etiquette.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub June 7, 2011

Netiquette

n. What is considered proper manners regarding any and all content found on the internet

Bob: Dude, my uncle keeps asking questions about you because you wrote on my facebook wall

Ted: Wow, he needs to learn proper netiquette

by chettheninja June 3, 2010

Hookah Etiquette

The rules involved in properly setting up, smoking and managing a Hookah session.

Tim: Man I hate when that guy smokes with us, he always pulls in the middle of your hit, forgets to plug the hose and blows the ashes off the bowl without putting up his hand to keep them from going everywhere.

Sam: Yea man, his Hookah etiquette sucks. Lets just pretend the Hookah got fucked up and isn't working any more until he leaves.

by Dr. Hookah May 6, 2011

iPhone Etiquette

Changing your iphone's ringtone when someone sitting next to you has the same one. This generally avoids confusion when someone gets a text message.

*Phone rings and everyone checks their phones
"Dude, you need to show proper iphone etiquette and change your ringtone"

by Laneyleigh12 November 21, 2011

Etiquette

Snob who eats a burger with a knife and fork.

Noun - etiquette of a tosser

Alex eats his burger with the etiquette of a tosser

by Bbh87 February 25, 2018