Mythical being that has six octopus legs for optimal speed, four bodybuilder like arms, and usually carries a weapon or something to occupy his time (i.e. Football) in each hand. Sometime a servantes might have vampire teeth. They are usually covered in vintage tattoos and wear a king’s crown so that everyone knows how much ass he kicks. Covering his body would be sinful so they usually walk around naked, of in a revealing gladiator skirt so that all can see his massive seahorse shaped penis. Very few have ever seen a Servantes and if you do he is usually deetzing or shooting cum missiles on fine ladies.
Am I dreaming or is there really a servnates shooting cum missiles on those fine honeys?
Hot Female: I need a week off work, because i was up all last night deetzing with a Servantes
Hot Female: I need a week off work, because i was up all last night deetzing with a Servantes
by deeeeetzing July 31, 2012
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that chik looks like a serrah
by 666gothdude May 4, 2010
Get the serrah mug.Seriah is a person who goes through a lot & she doesn’t really have a big crowd because she depends on herself. She can be very pretty if she tries & can also be very crazy.
But what people don’t know is, Seriah is also a very emotional person, she tries to hide her feelings & be tuff. But don’t think just because of that she won’t mess you up- don’t let her size fool you.
But what people don’t know is, Seriah is also a very emotional person, she tries to hide her feelings & be tuff. But don’t think just because of that she won’t mess you up- don’t let her size fool you.
by Seriahh November 23, 2021
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Some suburban housewife bitched at me for saying "fuck" in front of her kids, who by the way are probably going on the internet looking at things that would make Caligula puke. What a cry-servative snowflake
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Get the Indentured Servant mug.Commonly used phrase refering to a "public servant". Intelligence is not normally a factor, as "silly servants" usually are not smart to begin with.
by Andrew A December 22, 2003
Get the silly servant mug.An off shoot of gay lord Someone completely gay but without the regality of a lord. Lower in class but just as faggy.
You fucking gay servant...go chugg your masters cock!
Mother fucker...did you just see what that gay servant just did?
Mother fucker...did you just see what that gay servant just did?
by Chilled messiah June 29, 2004
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