Drill Sergeant

The people who forge civilians into soldiers one step at a time. These people give up all of their freedoms to give new trainees/recruits their undivided attention for 6-13 weeks (depending on branch of service.)

You will learn how to be a Soldier through these Drill Sergeants.

From PFC Joseph R. DiPietro | Alpha Company, 1-34, 165th Infantry Brigade.

by PFC DiPietro December 8, 2019

Sergei

Sergei is an exceptional writer. His not-easily-impressed special lady friend is super-impressed (for once)

#writing #cool #smart #funny

Sergei is so eloquent with words it makes alllllll the bitches' panties wet

by LowL33s@h February 15, 2017

Sergeant Sarcasm

For when somebody says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious" you say, "Your welcome Sergeant Sarcasm". Basically the the comeback for Captain Obvious.

You Say: "The grass is green."
They Say: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."
You Say: "Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm

by Mr Stan August 8, 2010

Sergey syndrome

A disorder which results in a person leaving a Discord server which makes up a big part of their life and deactivating their Discord account, then realizing their mistake and creating a new account and rejoining the server

Kalashnikov: Comrades, I have decided to focus on IRL matters and am leaving this server and deactivating my Discord account.
Kalashnikov (2 days later): Comrades, life is dull without Discord, so I'M BACK! This is my new account.

Everyone: Bruh Kalash had Sergey syndrome

by notyusufr November 5, 2020

Sergeant Salami

Another word for penis

Guy1: You know that girl he was with last night?

Guy2: Yeah, what about her?

Guy1: She sucked his Sergeant Salami last night!

by sanderman900 October 25, 2009

sergent40fries2

A name bestowed to the god of destruction sergent40fries2. He can instantly kill anyone who dares opposes him. His most famous words are "that oompa lompa stopped my kill streak"

Person 1"have you heard of sergent40fries2"
Person 2" YOU DARE MENTION HIS NAME HE WILL SMITE US BOTH"

by Jbzommer November 19, 2019

The Sergeant Major

Performing the "Angry Pirate" and the "Alaskan Pipeline" back to back.

He gave her the Sergeant Major after she said not to jizz in her mouth.

by accessdnied January 21, 2010