Separation Anxiety

when two ppl, or animals, get anxiety when separated from their significant others or treasured items

boy: Man, brody and reagan sure have separation anxiety
other boy: no shit. they can’t go 10 minutes without touching

by big bootyconsumer69 November 27, 2019

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.

Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"

Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"

Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"

by Gaming-Rocker101 May 7, 2011

separation

The breath-taking event that occurs on the chest of a woman when wearing a tightened seatbelt. Usually enhanced by a tight-fitting shirt and large breasts.

That hottie in the Infiniti has great separation (dot com).

by MB February 9, 2005

Separated

The pergatory between marriage and divorce, distinguished by an abundance of revenge sex.

Being separated is like being sleep-deprived, but with boners.

by inew April 13, 2015

Sparatic

Acting weirdly around your friends but you're low key being yourself so you give no fucks.

"Yo man Albert is acting so Sparatic"
"It's cool dawg he's just doing his thing"

by KiloWalt May 26, 2018

Fart/Turd Separator

The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.

John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.

by PtotheB March 25, 2008

separatist feminist

Feminist who argues that women's primary responsibility is to be care for eachother and combat patriarchy by creating female-only spaces and relationships.During late seventies,lesbian separatists were taken to be the most pure and radical form of feminism

Liberal feminist:You are not intersectional.Feminism includes men
Separatist Feminist:No.Feminism is separation from a system that keeps women subordinate to men

by Mx.Lilith August 23, 2021