Seussing

When you make up a word in order to rhyme it with an existing one. The term is derived from Dr Seuss an author who wrote children's books like Cat in the Hat and The Grinch.

Dr. Seuss is probably the only person to ever gt away with Seussing because he was awesome like that, but if you do it, you suck.

You may find something like this in a Dr Seuss book.

The animal wrangler fought back the beast with his amazing shcrizzlefangler!

Now, how to use it in a sentence....

Rapper: Yo! rollin' up in my fine ass jeep, bouncin' my head like a verzkizical shmeep!

Poet: Dude, at least try to rhyme, you're just Seussing right now.

by Max Harley October 28, 2009

seduce the pooch

A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.

When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.

by illogiks January 5, 2008

seduce

To lure, entice or beguille into desired state. To attract one.

i was trying to go to school but meghan kept seducing me and i couldn't concentrate on anything except how much i was in love with her

by dilloe October 24, 2003

Seussical

Used to describe something nonsensical, or to have seemingly come from a Dr. Suess story.

"Man, Super Smash Bros. is pretty seussical."
"Yeah, if Donkey Kong punched you upside the face, you'd be dead."

by 3789 August 13, 2009

dr. seuss

not a real doctor

dr. seuss is a writer not a doctor

by clitz July 6, 2010

Sexus

When you have sex inside of a Lexus vehicle.

Eugene: Hey man did you guys bang in the car?
Thomas: Yeah! We actually had Sexus!

by lockenload23 August 8, 2016

seductive

1.sexually attractive.

2.attractive in a way that makes you want to have or do sth.

1/e.g. a seductive woman/voice.

2/e.g. The idea of retiring to the south of France is highly seductive.

by nice guy December 14, 2006