scumpal

How pro-death penalty people refer to anti-death penalty people who write death row inmates.

It's a shame your scumpal was executed. Will you find a new scumpal now that yours is dead?

by Scumpal July 13, 2006

scumby

a person who does something scumy or scuzy to you; a pet name for someone who does something low down and/or dirty.

"You took my last piece of ___ scumby."

by Diane P. February 25, 2008

scummy dummy

FUCKED UP, Wasted, Blitzed, Hammered

B, B, Bartender hit me with another one, I'm getting scummy dummy dawg!

by KillaKammm April 17, 2009

Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy)

Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.

oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.

by James Wilkinson November 8, 2004

stumpycock

1: A town in southwest Wiltshire to which you should never go unless you want to shorten your manhood.

Can also be used as an insult in the same way.

"So we were like getting changed at the pool and i looked at him and said "Shit Alan, you never told me you took a fuckin' visit to stumpycock," and then he twatted me with a shovel."

by IronicallyInwiltshire June 14, 2008

Scrumpy Neckin'

-Adjective used to describe when someone falls asleep in an upright position, most commonly in a public or semi-public environment. You are able to observe the "scrump" (folds/rolls of excess skin) of the neck as their head falls forward or to one side.

In many circles of friends the act of scrumpy neckin' is an open invitation for public humiliation and shameful photo opportunity. Especially when one is caught scrumpy neckin' with shoes on.

Yeah, I saw him in that comfy chair in the living room scrumpy neckin' like a fool... he must be exausted!

by Merf McGurf March 3, 2011

Scrumpy for Kevo

Australian slang meaning "broken," "suspicious" or "dirty." General negative term.

I dunno mate, I took a look at the ute that bloke was selling but it was a bit scrumpy for Kevo.

by ABBOK May 6, 2011