Scraping Scalps

Similar to Snatching Wigs, it's the extra UMPH. It's when I wig is snatched so fiercely, quickly, and with such unrepentant prejudice, that the hoes clutch their pearls and hold tightly onto their lacefronts when said scalp-scraper enters the room so that they may be able to hold onto their Remy for another week.

The fact that Adele can outsell all other artists while sitting on her chair shows that snatching wigs can be done my many artists, but scraping scalps is an artform.

by SlayerOfTheSystem October 19, 2011

Scump

“scump” - (noun)

An individual who is presently shitting on an entire, or most of, an enemy team in Call of Duty.

*praise and hype naturally follow a “scump” by spectators out of sheer cultured respect of the skill and dominance they were honored to bare witness to*

Friend: *slaying in cod*
Friend: *gets kill*
Me: “...”
Friend: *gets 2 piece*
Me: “okay.”
Friend: *gets 3 piece
Me: “okay scump.”
Friend: *gets 4 piece*
Me: “OKAY SCUMP!”
Friend: *dies from 5v5 comp*
Me: *sigh*

by OGcodGod April 20, 2020

Scullyist

A Scullyist is somebody who is well-versed in the history, interpersonal relationships, characteristics and emotional complexities of Dana Scully from 'The X-Files' and deeply sympathises with the character.

They also attempt to understand and analyse the plots and other characters of 'The X-Files' from Scully's point of view.

Although s/he loves Mulder and is a huge X-Phile all-round, s/he is a Scullyist at heart.

Spoken like a true Scullyist.

I am an ardent Scullyist.

by Skyward May 25, 2008

Groan sculpture

1. Another word for feces.

2. A dump requiring considerable effort to excrete, thus the groan.

With a heave, a sigh and a plop, Walter eventually fashioned and sent seaworthy a particularly smelly groan sculpture.

by SimonIVC May 25, 2011

Grunt Sculpture

Another way of saying feces

Man, after all that Mexican food, I fashioned quite a grunt sculpture.

by Turdd September 5, 2007

molding and sculpting

To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.

Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

scump fuck'd

when in a game you take someone out (kill them) so easily it is not even funny

OH damn!! You just got scump fuck'd

by xkillalive March 31, 2005