Scrumpler

Someone that digs through other peoples trash looking for used stuff. Someone who drives around neighborhoods looking for stuff that other's threw out. Scrumpling/Scrumple.

The Scrumpler drove his 1987 Nissan truck up and down the alley looking for a new chair for his house.

by frodolights January 18, 2007

scrumlums

Food of any kind, as long as you enjoy eating it. Basically, Good Food.

I'm hungry, I want some scrumlums.

by JohnNose January 31, 2007

scrumpet

A slutty crumpet......

Crumpet meaning 'girl' or 'guy' or a very tastey crumpet.

It gives a new meaning to 'Any holes a goal'

That is a proper scrumpet!!!

That girl is a scrumpet!

'I bet that crumpet has been buttered many a time' ;)

by Crumpet lover April 18, 2009

strumpety scrumpet

Whorey sex biscuit

Abi swann is such a strumpety scrumpet!

by the scrumpinator!!!! October 21, 2010

scrumdeleumcous

Looking good ,tasting good anything that appeals to the senses

Damn shorty looks scrumdeleumcous

by Coreydagr8 May 16, 2006

Scrumpet

The classic drunk bitch. Never goes to class, sleeps all day, complains about her homework, never does it, takes adderall the two days before finals and tweaks out for 48 hours, fails her finals, then drinks away her sorrows for 3 weeks until she's failing again.

Those rich bitches from the suburbs of Chicago sure are scrumpets. All they do is bitch on Facebook all day about how much work they have to do and how badly they don't want to do it

Jon: Yo, can you believe this scrumpet? If she spent half as much time working as she did bitching, she'd probably be passing. She should probably stop getting so fucked up every night and sleeping all day

by theillestsesh September 3, 2012

scruple

Testicle. When used in the plural, refers to both testes and the scrotum. Can also include the entire male undercarriage.

She gingerly brushed his scruples.

Man, he must have huge scruples.

I don't wear speedos anymore after snagging my scruples on the dock.

by diernacnud September 11, 2009