scrum-bum

low quality weed. usually larfy buds from the bottom branches of the marijuana plant, pre-mature buds of any kind, or shake/trimmings from higher quality buds. May sometimes be obtained for free or at very low cost.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum

also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.
"This scrum-bum isn't getting me high and it smells like shit and makes my throat burn."

"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"

"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."
by the sultan of scrum - October 18, 2007
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Scrum Dumpster

The lawfully appointed position in Pound Town held by the Scrum Master.
I can’t wait to be the Scrum Dumpster when I move to Pound Town!
by Alan-Smithee June 21, 2018
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Scrum half

A rugby position that is the transition between the backs and forwards. Wears the number 9 jersey. Main job is to get the ball out of rucks and malls.
The scrum half passes the ball out of the scrum
by Rugby101 December 03, 2014
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Scrum

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Scrum Dumpster

A promiscuous woman who enjoys relieving entire rugby teams of their loads.
Hey Jeff, did you blow your load in that scrum dumpster after last night's match?
by Bigdaddydick February 25, 2015
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Scrum

by scrum May 02, 2003
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scrum lord

A person who will do anything to possess the highest quantity of scrum
Eric Rogers would stop at nothing to gather all scrum on this world and the next. Hes the greatest scrum lord of the galaxy.
by Dark dirt star November 21, 2020
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