ball scrubber 

Used instead of “mouth” or “yap” for a talkative wife or gf

“Bitch shut your ball scrubber”

“Not another word out of your ball scrubber

ball scrubber by Richardcranium February 29, 2024

Muff scrubber 

A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.

Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.

Muff scrubber by Blaainiac July 9, 2024

shrubber 

A person who arranges, designs and sells shrubberies.

King Arthur: "Did you say shrubberies?"

Roger the Shrubber: "Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."

shrubber by MusP July 6, 2011

SHRUBBERY

A form of plant. Not too big or expensive.

"You must bring us... A shrubbery!"

SHRUBBERY by Juke March 25, 2004

Shrubbery

An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.

Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."

Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"

Shrubbery by Al Benedict June 28, 2013

scrumber 

One who is scrungly.

Matt: "That cat is a total scrumber!"
Sarah: "What?"
Matt: "He's scrungly."
Sarah: "I see."

scrumber by 16Bitboy November 10, 2022

tit scrubbers

A tit scrubber is a person(s) who is defined by their actions or in this case lack of actions. This term is a noun, verb, and adjective. A tit scrubber will try and insert themselves into anothers hard work, giving tips on how to get the job done, however accomplishing nothing (imagine person the Irish Spring commercials all clean and lathered, never getting dirty, all the while scrubbing their tit).

noun: look at that group of investigators,have they done anything constructive or even charged anyone? What a bunch of "tit scrubbers"

verb: hey where are those crack investigators to this problem? Oh they are busy with the rigors of "tit scrubbing".

adjective: while everyone was hard at work getting dirty, Jeremy was relaxing in the warm shower, getting his body lather up with sensitive skin soap to stay fresh and clean maintaining a rhythmic motion while being a tit scrubber

tit scrubbers by krodes November 7, 2011