(verb) aimlessly scrolling a webpage(s).
usually happens when you are:
a. not paying attention
b. high
usually happens when you are:
a. not paying attention
b. high
"Oh man, I was just scrolling so hard for like 20 minutes."
also can be used in other contexts:
example; if you catch yourself, or someone else, daydreaming
"You look like you`re scrolling pretty hard there."
also can be used in other contexts:
example; if you catch yourself, or someone else, daydreaming
"You look like you`re scrolling pretty hard there."
by Scrollin` March 22, 2012
Get the Scrolling mug.When one, or both, testicles are ejaculated during orgasm. There is no way to predict the disease as there are no warning symptoms however doctors at Johns Hopkins believe that concentrating on less stimulating imagery while masturbating can greatly reduce the chances of this happening (eg: a gardening magazine). There is, as of yet, no cure although it is manageable. A catheter is inserted between the testicles into the Urethra to facilitate more accurate urination and a small prosthetic scrotum can be used to protect the exposed testicles. Salt should not be applied to exposed testicle tissue.
Patient: 911? MY BALLS HAVE JUST COME OUT THE END OF MY DICK!!!
911 Operator: It's Scrotulism sir. A doctor will be with you shortly.
911 Operator: It's Scrotulism sir. A doctor will be with you shortly.
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Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.
Gareth: Seriously you should give Facebook a bro man. You've been scroll down your feed all morning.
Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis.
Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis.
by ishouldhavesomethingbettertodo April 21, 2015
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I had a bad case of scrolling anticipation when scrolling through 5,954 comments on a picture to find out what Adam said to Sal.
by Brandon Gibson June 11, 2008
Get the Scrolling Anticipation mug.When smoking marijuana, your eyes feel as if they are scrolling up and down, thus causing a very frame-by-frame/sketchy vision effect.
"That weed gave me scrolling eyes! It was like I was seeing everything in frames, it freaked me the fuck out!"
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What is the concept of afterlife with full conception of ones well being but not knowing of where he/she is?
Answer: Scillism.
Answer: Scillism.
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