Gage Schaffer

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.

Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..

by Tikkitz April 17, 2011

Scaffy

When something appears to have been created or given detail to in a tightwad manner. Scrimping or being stingy. Something very poor in amount or lack of detail.

Orphan Boy: "Please Sir, please may I have some supper?"

Master: "NO BOY! Why should you receive anything????"

Orphan Boy: "I need food for I am hungry & I have completed all of my chores!"

Master: "Hmm.. Very well. You may have ONE small portion of Gruel!!!"

Orphan Boy: "Err.. Master that is really scaffy as I was rather hoping for the Lobster & Caviar!"

..Example 2..

Linzi: "Hey, do you like my new chair?"

Elliot: "No way! It's a bit scaffy! Look at the way it has been made! It resembles an 8 year old's wood shop skills!" Oh.. And if that is oak then I will bottle up my farts & go deep-sea diving breathing nothing but my ass gas!"

by PeggyLuXXX July 6, 2007

Scraff

Casually urinating in public, usually in a park, mall, or airport, but can be used in any place but a toilet or urinal. "Scraff" is not used in emergency situations in which a person really needs to pee. It is only used when a person only kind of needs to go, but goes just to be a dick and piss in public.

I just when to the Natural History Museum. I saw some cool things, had lunch, and took a nice scraff.

by James O'Jaymzo Riley September 10, 2011

scraffito

1: a type of art that involves scratching
2:An uncommon inoffensive way of saying FUCKIN AYE GODDAMMIT

i willa not have-ah you evil ina my-ah house! SCRAFFITO!!!

by village idiot May 29, 2003

Scaffolders Laptop

Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.

"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"

"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""

"Ahhhh....."

by Quickerwit October 6, 2011

Scaffle

Verb.
To stab someone in the eye with a dull pencil or pencil eraser.
Can be used in the past tense. Scaffled.

Tom through a paper at me so I scaffled him.
Dude, why's your eye bleeding? Did you get scaffled?

by HRHAnastasia February 23, 2011

SCAFF

stands for Senior Chicks Are For Fags..made by a couple of dick head senior guys from BHS who are so insecure that they have nothing better to do with their lives than make fun of other people. Their not hot and can't drink without looking like a complete fuck. The only reason they made the "club" up in the first place is to cover up for the fact that they can't get ass from any of the Cape girls. the clan is slowly decreasing and really only consists of one person who sadly devoted his whole senior year to scaff and who probably will get his ass kicked in college, beat his wife(if he can find someone desperate enough to marry him in the first place), and live the rest of his life knowing he is a stupid low life fuck with no friends but his own penis.

too bad your the fat one

by RML May 2, 2005