simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

scumper

Lower class trash- found mostly in Fairplay Colorado.

Cody Quaid is such a scumper.

by Someone1587 February 8, 2005

Scamper

The most obnoxious word in the English language.

...Scamper. Fuck. I hate myself.

by Captain_Jack September 19, 2006

Nanner Scamper

During a boring sexual intercourse session, in which the male is on top. He quickly removes and exchanges his penis for a banana that resembles member. After inserting the banana he swiftly and silently scampers away.

"Last night with Mary I just wasn't feeling it, so I gave her the old Nanner Scamper and went to play some COD."

by Walsh Walsher April 14, 2009

scamper

a person who is mentally/physically handicapped

"hey ted, look at that scamper jumping up and down on the play set."

"goddam scampers always gotta show on thursday, they shit all over the place."

by fredrick ralph smith March 13, 2010

Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020

Scumper

To scumper a plan, event or idea is to ruin it.

The rain today really scumpered my idea to have a picnic.

Don't tell that boy the plan- he may scumpers it.

by TheCatGod May 14, 2016