Schwangus

An endearing term for a human penis!

She was well know as a schwangus connoisseur among her church group.

by Shockmeista May 25, 2024

schlango

yankin my schlango

I wouldn’t yank your schlango for a million gruples

by Jan Spurlin February 14, 2025

Bung Schwanger

(noun) A penis that is or has been involved in anal sex.

(noun) Television news reporters.

Ironically, Bung Schwanger literally translates to "exercise pregnant" in German.

"wait! Before you eat off that Bung Schwanger, wash it with soap and water."

"Turn this off. I can't stand another second of listening to these Bung Schwangers."

by Nards Eubanks August 11, 2024

Tsatsiki-Schwängel

When someone puts tzatziki on their penis. Additionally, you can add beer or other alcoholic drinks.

This guy got rejected because his Tsatsiki-Schwängel smelled like garlic.

by Schmiddka October 27, 2023

butt schwangler

A guy who goes around teaching women to love anal sex by opening them up to the possibility of enjoying getting a dick in their ass.

"Gustav is a real Butt Schwangler, he showed Barbara who thought she'd never be an anal lover how to take his 8-in cock up her ass with ease. Now she begs him for it."

by ButtSchwangler December 12, 2023