Scrumpadoochus

When something is realy F&%*ing Delicious.

-Hey, how's the cake?
It's Scrumpadoochus!
-Holy Shit!

by huggydungbeetle July 12, 2010

Scrumpadoochous

An exclamation used to exclaim a badass or extreme food product.

Person 1: Aaww man I hate dinner!

Person 2: What about dinner IN A TUBE?!?!

Person 1: WOAH!!

Person 2: Scrumpadoochous!!!

by Mr. JPL October 26, 2009

Scrump's Law

No Twitter account with pronouns in bio has anything worthwhile to say

Don't get so worked up, by Scrump's Law his reply is worthless anyway.

by handyman910 June 9, 2018

Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.

by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016

schlumpkining

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.

Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!

by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009

schlumph

To sleep.

It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.

Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.

Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".

"I need to schlumph before the party."

"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."

"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."

by xy&...z February 3, 2010

Schmump

A broski that refuses to go to ur birthday because he needs to play fortnite.

Ethan is such a fucking schmump!

by MrSuperSoaker November 8, 2019