Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

schlumpe

When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.

Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.

by Dirty donkey puncher July 25, 2008

schlumpfe

The act of eating blue candy that turns your tongue blue and then proceeding to fellate a guy, thus turning his member blue.
Stems from the German word for smurf.

Bro I was at this Halloween party and Tabitha totally schlumpfed me in the poolhouse

by Robert Rigby March 12, 2016

Schlumpkin

While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.

My wife gave me the Schlumpkin and I didn't even step on my poo.

by Nothingbutstank September 24, 2016

Schlumped

The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.

She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.

by @slumpful May 7, 2017

schlumperoni

couch ceribral palsy, mounted in place with no emotion

Dave: I just took 100 mg of edible gummies, I'm about to be RIPPED

Carlos: so you still down to see that new star wars in an hour?

Dave: nah I'll be schlumperoni by then

by Cryptocarlos April 22, 2018

Schlumpra

Schlumpra is an old latin word for shit. But not any kind of shit, like Schlumbrini, the explorer of the latin ass said, no it wasn't common. The Schlumpra was a liquid!

As he was the first to explore the new way of shitting he named it after himself: Schlumpra.
You use it to calm someone down but in the same sentence also offend him.

Melvin: F*ck you! I will kill you!!
Luke: Chill!! I will put the Schlumpra back in your ass!

by I will di helfen November 18, 2018