A hypothetical cat subjected to the difficult job of being both alive and dead at the same time for all eternity.
by Zi October 03, 2004
When you're at a glory hole and you're not sure if the person that's sucking your dick is man or women so its both gay and not gay
by Arty_boi October 17, 2021
Schrödinger’s Irony is when a meme is racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise offensive. The OP of the meme decides if it was ironic or not based on the reception it gets, thus being ironic and non-ironic at the same time.
“It’s Schrödinger’s Irony! My meme is racist and not funny, you say? Well then it was merely ironic!”
by geosaltss April 01, 2020
A disguised link which is neither a Rick Roll or an ordinary link. The link has a 50% chance of being an ordinary link and a 50% chance of being a Rick Roll, so it is both. At least until someone clicks it.
Redditor 1: Oh crap, a link! If I click it, it might be a Rick Roll!
Redditor 2: Don't click it! It shall remain a Schrödinger's Astley.
Redditor 3: Awe man, I clicked it. At least I like this song...
Redditor 2: Don't click it! It shall remain a Schrödinger's Astley.
Redditor 3: Awe man, I clicked it. At least I like this song...
by Zinaal_Kriid July 01, 2020
A person with a collection of old mega-lottery tickets that have not been checked to see whether any winnings are associated with the numbers.
Alludes to the "Schrödinger's Cat" thought experiment.
Alludes to the "Schrödinger's Cat" thought experiment.
I've got a 2" stack of old Megamillions tickets on my dresser: at this point, I'm just playing Schrödinger's Millionaire.
by ferricoxide May 08, 2010
When you purposely leave a used condom inside a females vagina after sex. Applying Schrödinger's paradox, the female is now in a state of quantum superposition where she is both pregnant and not pregnant.
Jesse: G'day mate, so how was last night?
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.
by SpanishTwat November 12, 2017
The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrödinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.
Schrödinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
Schrödinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrödinger's Dick!",
Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrödinger's Dick.
Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrödinger's Dick.
by endos127 July 22, 2009