Flat Schooler

A play on flat earther, analogous to science and evidence denier. Despite ample evidence suggesting that schools, with proper measures in place, are relatively safe spaces for children and teachers to be, the flat schooler will have a finger in their ears. With a dangerously myopic worldview, inability to comprehend nuance, and a relatively low-ish IQ (under 110, though not always), they'll insist that schools are currently "germ factories" and that children are "plague rats". When one points out that the risks of closing schools outweigh the rewards, they just might call you selfish or a sociopath. This is projection.

This variation of idiot will often be found parroting phrases such as "trust the experts" and "trust the science". Except of course, the experts and scientists who say transmission in schools is low. Including Dr. Fauci, Unicef, CDC, and more.

Flat Schooler: "Trust the experts!"
Rational person: "Including when they say transmission is low within schools, and that schools are safe?"
Flat Schooler: (cognitive dissonance activated) "They're just covering up unsafe schools!"
Rational person: *eye roll* "You're such a flat schooler"

by dodia April 9, 2021

You Got Schooled Son!

As When A Person Gets Tricked Or Catfished

When You (Online Date) And the person (Catfishes) You . Someone says. AW MAN YOU GOT SCHOOLED SON!

by Iantheone May 13, 2018

insecure middle schooler

Basically a middle schooler that is really hating something about themselves from 6th graders -8th graders it could be body, personality, gender, sexuality, etc. I must remind you that some will be extremely immature because of it

Person 1: did you see the 7th grader there he/they/she is a very insecure middle schooler

by Iamsimpp December 5, 2021

grade schooler

1. A childish person or situation

2. A n00b or a rook

"Hey, you wanna go to the mall?" - Bling

"Nah, man, that's grade schooler crap," - Chaotix

by Blue Drache November 22, 2004

home schooled

Some one who is taught at there own house usually by ones parents. Most people that are home schooled are social outcast and can't spell.

Wez a hom skooledd!

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

middle schooler

A middle schooler who wants to commit suicide, in other words, middle school in 2019.

"bro i feel nothing inside, i just want to die"
other dude: "YOUR A 12YO MIDDLE SCHOOLER STFU!!!"

by FakezFN September 23, 2019

scooner

A 24oz drink. Normally draft beer but every once in a while you'll find a place that will make them with your favorate highball (4oz or hard)

After my 8th scooner at Boston Pizza, I gave half of them back to Ralph.

by Klautt August 8, 2005