Wayne Valley High School

An old ass high school in wayne New Jersey where the AC is on in the winter and the heater is on in the summer. The freshman get older every year and the juniors park on Nellis because this school spends all its money on the football team and can’t afford another parking lot. The school consists of upper-middle class white kids who think they can pull off durags along with the 20 kids of other races who stick together. The school has invested in multiple “juul rooms” where people tend to rudely piss in. Wayne valley is also known for getting drugs from other schools because they are too pussy to get their own.

“Gtfo the juul room”
“Yo you know that freshman w the nice ass” -seniors at Wayne Valley High School

“Homey check out my fortnite livestream during 5th” -probably some white kid

“Silky babbyyyyyy”

by DubV 69 December 1, 2018

School Threat

A title used for people who show violent tendencies. This title ranges from Bronze, Silver, Gold, Hall of Fame, and Platinum School Threat.

Rudy Gobert you just kicked a chair so you get a Hall of Fame School Threat badge.

by Booban Marijuanavick December 13, 2020

Shoeburyness High School

An absolute shit show. The language department is on an absolute mad one, they hire pedos with sweat patches the size of Spain itself.
Shoeburyness is full of year 7s, that are barely up to my kneecaps, walking about the streets smoking. Also, everyone there is either actually depressed or has a self-diagnosed ‘mental illness’ because they think it’s fUn and qUirKy. My heart goes out to all those who have Mr. Gower as a teacher, Therapy is always an option xoxo

Have you heard of Shoeburyness High School?

The one full of walking, talking Wotsits™ With eyebrows 17 shades too dark, further back than their hairline?

yeah, that one.

by Mr.GowerXoxo March 9, 2019

The New School

Hogwarts, but with eight houses.

It was The New School First Year Sorting.

An Asian girl in a sleek, black coat she made herself put on the hat and sat down. A moment's pause -

"PARSONS!" shouted the hat.

A boy lugging a huge cello and large stack of sheet music (containing his own compositions, of course) came next.

"MANNES!" shouted the hat again."

by UnionSquarez August 8, 2009

School

A place where all traces of creativity and independent thought of children are destroyed in order to turn them into cold, bitter adults working minimum wage because they spent too much of their youth trying to enjoy life instead of tediously studying subjects that they will not remember by the age of 21. If any child refuses to do the work and/or go to school, their parent/guardian is punished for it and the child is labeled with some sort of psychiatric disorder which may or may not be present. The schedule is ingeniously designed to slowly force kids to wake up earlier and earlier as they grow older to deteriorate their physical and mental health to the point where they cannot even concentrate on the work given to them to ensure that they will do poorly on tests and have to repeat the same courses. There is usually a long, useless paper assigned in at least two classes at a time throughout the school year along with daily homework to keep the students working at home to make sure that they will not have any personal life whatsoever. These said papers usually involve doing tons of research on an inflexible subject that require the gathering of large amounts of facts that have already been collected by scientists in the past. These papers must have very specific citations. If one period, comma, or letter is missing in a citation, the paper will receive a 0% regardless of content.

In other words, torture.

Student A: I hate school.

Student B: Yeah, what time is it? I want to get out of here so I can do something productive that I actually care about.

by ASAFdfasfsaasd February 22, 2010

National Skip School Day

Everyone december 2 everyone will skip school on this day.

Sammy: are you going to school on December 2?
Kaelei: Hell no. Everyone is skipping because it’s national skip school day

by Thethicccgirllll November 1, 2019

ukiah high school

ukiah high school: the school where hippie stoners and yeehaw conservatives coexist, sometimes forming yeehaw stoner conservatives. located in ukiah, california, a town just as small and depressing as the school campus. its the only major public high school in the entire town, so if theres someone u don’t like from middle school, congratulations! ur stuck with them for another four years. the school is known for giving half the student body depression, shitty math teachers, and spending a MONTH on homecoming. everyone dresses like hippie stoner hobos, wannabe Emma Chamberlains, or just hicks. the parking lot is 80% trucks and jeeps and they all park together to assert their dominance. during lunch seniors, juniors, sophomore, and freshies who hide under blankets in the backseat of the car to avoid school security bc they aren’t allowed to leave campus, head over to Raleys to hang out in the parking lot. since uhs is so painfully boring, half the school shows up high or zooted. bathrooms? there’s only juul rooms, and the soap is never full. there’s nothing to do for fun except get drunk,high,and party. u have to go to santa rosa to do anything interesting. people worship the baroza’s like they’re the Kardashians. the partys are either lame as shit or insane, and theres always at least 3 people who graduated 4 years ago trying to get with some shitfaced 15 year old. people either love ukiah high or fucking hate it and if you love it chances are you’re gonna peak in high school.

person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: ukiah high school
person 1: LOL XD slay

by psychedelic cats February 3, 2019