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spicy wiener schnitzel

the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.
Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.
by schxzophrenxc_ax October 31, 2011
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Fo schnitzel my sauerkraut

1. A mockery of the use of fo shizzle and supposed to sound something of an insult.

This four letter phrase contains two German words, Schnitzel and Saurkraut, both of which happen to be foods:

Schnitzel (Pronounced: Shneet-zul) A very thin slice of veal (pork) which is made tender by pounding flat with a steak hammer and traditionally prepared by coating it in wheat, flour, eggs and breadcrumbs before being fried in clarified butter or lard and finally seasoned with black pepper and other spices.

Sauerkraut (Pronounced: Zower-krout) Finely sliced white cabbage fermented in lactic acid. The word literally means "Sour Cabbage" in German. It is one of the key ingredients to the North American Reuben Sandwhich.

This phrase can also be used by replacing the word "my" with "mein" (which is the german word for "my" - Pronounced: Mine or My-in)

As in: Fo Schnitzel mein sauerkraut
1. "Oh Yeah? Well you can go fo schnitzel my sauerkraut!"
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schmerzelkender

schmerzelkender (pronounced shmer-zil-ken-dur) is a word commonly used in place of a profanity. Most common substitute is the 4 letter one starting 'sh', especially useful when you have dropped a wardrobe on your toe in front of your mother - see example 1.

Once proficient in the ways of schmerzelkender, it's most effective as a way of insulting people without them knowing - see example 2 (note - this will not work on someone who speaks German)
Example 1
Mother: "Careful up those stairs"
*thump*
You: "AAAAAAAAH, SHHHH...merzelkender"

Example 2
Idiot: "So when that drill bit doesn't fit in that lathe, do you know what that means?"
You: "Yup, schmerzelkender"
Idiot: "What?"
You: "It's the German word for exactly what you said"
Idiot: "Oh. OK..."
by Gordonio August 1, 2006
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Schnitzel Bitch

Used by American servicemen stationed in Germany to refer to German women, especially the women who frequent the same clubs and bars as American servicemen.
I tore that schnitzel bitch up last night.

One of those schnitzel bitches gave me the clap, now I got drippy dick.
by ChipSlap February 2, 2005
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Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.
While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.
by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022
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Schmutzbert

You can call someone an idiot in a funny way if you use Schmutzbert. Schmutzbert is just used to joke around among friends. instead of ironically calling a friend idiot you can use Schmutzbert. So it's not a real insult
Du bist doch echt so ein Schmutzbert digga
by N1klas March 23, 2021
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Schmutz

This word can be found in a Jewish Medical Dictionary. This is the stuff that comes out when a dermatologist lances a cyst on your body.
"Hey Doc what happened when you lanced that cyst on my back?" Doc- " Lots of Schmutz came out"
by SJL123 July 18, 2021
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