Schmoopie

The smoothest being in the universe. Toots every once in a while. Also known as spoonie the tootsie and shrubby the Dwight Schrute. Is a big fan of Nick Cage and Bono. Love her though

Schmoopie just rooted. Still love her though

by Spoonyfifil July 5, 2022

Schmoozing

Wasting time at work to do useless things, such as socializing.

“I would consider myself a schmoozer.”
“How about some schmoozing?”

by DopazReal November 30, 2022

Poop schloopping

The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.

World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

schloppen plum

The bulbous nose commonly found on european men with exceptionally bad mullets…
They must have the mullet - otherwise they are just schloppengangers

"Yo Chris, checkout the dude with the retro haircut in the David Hasselhoff chaps, what a nasal masterpiece…I shall call him Schloppen plum"

by Disco Noel August 21, 2006

schmokin'

Extracool in ways only schmokin' people can understand. Utterly extraordinary. Totally pimped; etc.

"Did you see the game last night? It was great!"
"Yeh, oh yeah, it was schmokin'"

by that.girl June 26, 2007

Schlopinbang

the act of having sexual intercourse with a very fat chick

Guy 1: 'Damn! That's a big bitch!'
Guy 2: 'Yea, I hit that last night, yo!'
Guy 1: 'Aw, man! That's a schlopinbang!'

by rocketsaucev2 April 28, 2010

SCHLEPPING NACHAS

Comes from the two well know yiddish words, "schlepping," to drag around, and, "nachas," meaning pride.

Dragging around the accomplishments of ones children.

It is no surprise that the Jewish community values intellectual accomplishments, and the Torah tells us to strive for greatness, to become a pillar of our community. In Judaism, a man, is not one who is an accomplished pugilist, or fighter. He is a bookish intellectual, a scholar, a doctor, phd, or attorney.

..oh did I tell you?! Barry is completing his residency at Johns Hopkins Hospital! He will be great doctor, we always knew he would---even in college, he was at the top of his class, the president of all the clubs in high school! ...oh by the way, how is Ari doing?

Oy, there's Miriam, SCHLEPPING NACHAS again!

by halfassjew June 5, 2013