bripple-shmonk thought

When you're doing someone's mother and experience a moment of unrivaled mental clarity, a "mid-nut clarity"

Dude, I just had a bripple-shmonk thought while doing your Mom yesterday

by PopsicleTastesLikeGrass November 6, 2019

schlonk

to sleep, a very deep sleep

Man it's time for some schlonk.

Did you schlonk last night?
Yeah man I totally schlonked.

by Brian Ledsinger January 11, 2008

dirty schmono

Goes to Wesley absolute bender gets salty at gta races and sucks cock on the down low

Dang did u hear lindsay did a dirty schmono!

by Desser2903 May 1, 2020

Schmook

To hardly press a substance using grandma hands, with a fork, or with a pastry cutter, as in cooking or baking.

You must schmook the pie crust so it is soft and flaky.

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

by A-phish January 30, 2010

schlonk

To be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.

Joe - "Time to schlonk"
Billy - "No thanks man you go be lazy on your own"

by J Swole March 25, 2008

schmonster

A large and well-girthed penis.

Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?

by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011