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Home-schooler

Totally annoying people! They wear their pants too high and show about 12 inches of sock. They usually have pet chickens. The phrase "Jesus Freak" is written somewhere on their homemade bookbag. They piss in a room that is NOT attached to their house. They also believe that girls have cooties, even when they are 18 and over.
Yo, that home-schooler dresses like Napoleon Dynamite. His shit definitely ain't bizalley.
by Kingpre September 9, 2006
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Schoolers Pledge

The silent pledge all grade schoolers take to never crap in a school toilet.
"I really gotta go, but I took the pledge."
by John Mahoney October 28, 2004
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home-schooled jungle freak

Homeschooled jungle freak is a phrase created by Mean Girls character Regina George played by Rachel McAdams. It means to be someone who is or was homeschooled and lives in or came from an African country during their homeschooling time.
"They say you're a home-schooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me" Regina George
by Nuku Nikballs August 5, 2016
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High Schoolers

High Schoolers: Teens who attend high school. Only it's more than that. High Schoolers have gone through the growing up of elementary school, the awkwardness of middle school, and are now pathfinding in high school. This shit's hard. Not a single kid has everything figured out. High school is the time for kids to discover themselves. Sometimes this means they will drink, smoke, wake up hungover, stay out until 2 am, hook up with people who they have no future with, and so fucking much more. But you can't blame them. They are just trying to figure out what their point is on this hell hole, what to stay away from, and what to keep doing. They will be depressed. Because hormones. You will see these teens falling in love with people who you would never expect to see them with. Don't fuck with them about it. They know what they're doing and love is inexplainable. If you sat down for just a second to remember your high school years, you'd soon realize you had the same rebellious feelings that High Schoolers do. Just let them live their lives. Let them make the most of it. Because you're only young for so long. Now is the time to learn.
"Stupid High Schoolers throwing that party next door! They should be studying hard."
"Yeah but you were that dumb once too, right?"
by obawsome November 27, 2017
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high schooled out

When a high school kid tricks out his inadequate car (usually a cheap Asian import but is not limited to crappy domestic and European cars) to make it look and sound like it is fast when really it’s slow and sounds like a lawn mower on steroids. This is often done because they cannot obtain a real performance car because of the lack of funds. High schooling out includes a big oversized spoiler, large exhaust pipes, stupid performance stickers, and a John Deere intake kit for that high performance lawnmower sound.
"Hey, did you guys check out Timmy's wheels?" "Yes, its really high schooled out!"
by chickeninmypants August 7, 2006
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home schooled

A person who is socially awkard and does not want to go out in public to meet new people. That's what parents are for anyway.

Generally in a home schooled situation, the stay at home parent is slowly becoming insane, because of having to revisit their past which everyone hated at one point. Over 70% of parents who are home schooling have thought about committing suicide, as they find their own kids as annoying and weird as the rest of the social world does.
Student: Mommy, what are we doing today?
Mother: math
Student:Yay!
Mother:......WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL LIKE THE OTHER KIDS, BILLY? I DON'T SEE ANY OF THE OTHER FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS GETTING HOME SCHOOLED!! I WANT MY LIFE BACK!! YOU LITTLE DIRTY ACCIDENT!
by ronws23 August 20, 2009
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home schooled

adj:

Too be taught at home.Describing the process in which one or both parents keep their child out of public or private schools to better insulate them and indoctrinate them into their own world view. Often done by religious or anti science zealots to prevent their child learning alternate real world views.

slang: A put down said of another who struggles with any view outside their own.
I tried to talk to him about evolution, but he was home schooled and told me Noah brought Dinosaurs on his Ark.
by Hasbro July 6, 2006
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