Schwilly

A drunk, To be a drunk.

I am queen Schwilly!

by Schwilly February 14, 2005

schmello pad

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

by ryan and jay November 20, 2003

Schmellman

Yiddish for a mans Penis

Have had your schmellman trimmed?

You frickin schmellman!

by Jay Pope October 10, 2007

Schmolly

a combination of crushed up Smarties (the candy) and MDMA that is snorted.

He blew a line of Schmolly and then ran around the room acting crazy.

by Scotch Bingington May 15, 2009

schwillhaused

the superior form of drunkeness. the pinnacle of everything that is booze. derived from schwill , but is clearly better and much more fun to say.

"After finishing the bottle of courvoiser, the ladies were so schwillhaused that an abrupt orgy started."

"So, why did you get arrested last night?

Well, i was just real schwillhaused so i punched a cop"

by Saint Hugo November 28, 2009

Schmell

To smell any part of someone else's anatomy.

"Schmell my finger."

by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004

Curt Schilling

Loudmouth pitcher whose only half as good as people think he is. Cried during lose to New York Yankees, because of his delusional obsession of NY Yankees and its fans. Got shelled in game 1 of ALCS vs NY Yankees. Many Red Sox dismiss this fact and hand the honors to Schilling, when in fact it was Lowe who beat the Yankees.

Continues to talk shit to this day. Is a right winger and a religious nut.

Christian Coalition
Jose Conseco

by Norton February 17, 2005