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schmeely

certain thing that you say before you go to bed at night. you say it before you go to sleep, and you pretend that it is morning in a high and obnoxious voice. you say "hey" before using the term "schmeely".
#1 :good night.
#2 :hey schmeely!
by Aaron Kim July 22, 2006
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Schmeagol

the biggest lick; closely resembles the character from lord of the rings; not sociably acceptable in society or most public places including restaurants, public schools, and most Walmarts in South Florida; very hard to understand and should consider learning sign language; also has trouble "with the ladies".
drug dealer: hey lick wanna buy some tree

schmeagol: hey sure brooo how bout a g for 15

drug dealer: fuck you lick try 30.

schmeagol: yes sir mr. sir

drug dealer: *walks away with $30 and never gave him the tree*
by dat boi FUF* October 13, 2011
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Schmedium

When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing
Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.
by Ohyeahr May 7, 2018
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coop schmeal

used in reference to james cooper who needs to come downstairs and schmeal
Coop dinner! Coop schmeal! Coop your friends are here!

My coop schmeal brings all the noras to the yard and they're like coop dinner!
damn right
coop phone!
by zeynep December 8, 2004
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Schmeer-o-sphere

The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.
Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!
by SuzyG October 20, 2008
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Schmeef

The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions
Why is Schmeef crying?
by Spooky_wa January 2, 2021
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Schmeater

I word used in rating a monstrous mega schlong ding dong by Mr. Mulch#8605
Nice Schmeater
by Skyeetee August 18, 2021
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