schlarman

Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.

Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"

Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)

Grobe (honks horn)

Schlarman- RAWR

Grobe- SCHLARMAN

Schlarman- GROBE

Grobe- ROAR

by Schwag13 January 11, 2018

Schmacken

Schmacken.

Show us your schmacken

No
You schmacken
Oh fack you schmacken
Sorry want to schmacken?
Schmacken.

by Reeeeee69696 July 8, 2019

Schlarnt

When a woman simultaneously queefs, pisses, and defecates all at once

Jerry the other night Sarah schlarnted while we having sex, it was weirdly hot!

Ben you have a serious problem, schlarnting is a terrible medical issue.

by FellowTeens December 1, 2020

Scharnhorst

Scharnhorst was a battleship built for Nazi Germany's Kriegsmarine. She can be alternatively described as a battleship or battlecruiser. She was laid down on 6/15/1935, launched on 10/3/1936, and commissioned on 1/7/1939. During Scharnhorst's first operation, she sank the auxiliary cruiser HMS Rawalpindi. She and her sister engaged the British battlecruiser Renown, and sank the aircraft carrier Glorious, as well as her escorts Acasta and Ardent. During that, Scharnhorst achieved one of the longest-range naval gunfire hits in history. Scharnhorst's final battle was in 1943.

Specs:
Belt armor: 350mm
Deck armor: 50-105mm
Turrets: 200-360mm
Conning tower: 350mm
Length: 234.9 meters (770 feet, 8 inches)
Beam: 30 meters (98 feet, 5 inches)
Draft: 9.9 meters (32 feet, 6 inches)
Installed power: 159,551 shp (horsepower), 118,977 kW (watts)
Speed: 31 knots (57 km/h, 36 mph)
Range: 7,100 nmi (13,100 km, 8,200 miles) at 19 knots (35 km/h, 22 mph)
Complement: 56 officers, 1,613 enlisted
Armament: 9 28cm (11") SK C/34, 12 15cm (5.9") SK C/28, 14 10.5 cm (4.1") SK C/33, 16 3.7 cm (1.5") SK C/30, 10 (later 16) 2 cm (0.79") C/30 or C/38, 6 533mm (20") torpedo tubes
Aircraft carried: 3 Arado Ar 196A
Aviation facilities: 1 catapult
Displacement: Standard: 32,100 long tons (32,600 tons), full load: 38,100 long tons (38,700 tons)
Propulsion: 3 Brown, Boveri and Co geared steam turbines

no i am not a nazi shut up

xXxnoobslayer2008xXx: broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
NavalFan108: Dude, just shut up before I use my Scharnhorst against you.

by maybesomeonerandomyes February 9, 2021

Schmaddlebags

A very nice ass

Polly: Damn! Look at the schmaddlebags on that guy!
Riley: Wow!

by Tamparama69 February 9, 2022

smok schmacked

After you hit your 50 nic smok and feel schmacked, thus leading to the feeling of being smok schmacked

Damnnnn bro I just got smok schmacked

by slumptedsara April 26, 2019

very schcary

when something is very scary. so scary to the level that you want to scratch out your eyes and put bleach on them before putting them back. this experience is very rare and will only be encountered when you are sincerely terrified of an object or creature.

"god, that was very schcary."

by THANK YOU SOFIA THE FIRST April 21, 2023