schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.

"Hey Johnny, Look at those twins theyre so hot, Imma getting hard just lookin at them, damn I'm trynna have a schmang twang bang, too bad my schlong is 2inches"

by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

Schmendersexual

A girl or woman who finds herself attracted exclusively or mainly to homosexual men, normally because of their taste in clothes and style.

Jane could never get a date, because she was schmendersexual.

by Aequus May 1, 2006

schmanks

a way of expressing gratitude

Friend: "i bought you a beer!"
You: "Schmanks!"

by Boondogler February 14, 2012

Schmunder

The opposite of a schmuck. Usually describes a part of the female anatomy, but can also be used to refer to a female who is a complete idiot.

"Did you see her cut off the tip of her finger and stick it in the chili?"

"Yeah, what a schmunder."

by Nevadastu February 3, 2010

Shmandle

To Emit A Force Upon, like; Vibration, Heat, Pain, etc..

1. The Hunter Emits A Large Amount Of Shmandle On The Pig. (Preferably Referring To The Emittion of Pain/Death. )

2. The Police Emit A Large Amount of Shmandle On The Gorrila. (Preferably Referring To Pain/Death. ) (#R.I.P. Harambe. )

by SoundAtomoYT August 23, 2016

Schmank

a e-cigarette or vape

yo, gimme that schmank bobby.

by xI Murx October 21, 2018

schandolph

a schandolph is usally described as a weird form of chicken nugget eaten in scotland

Look at that ugly little schandolph

by yo_gurl_who_likes_apples February 16, 2020