schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today for no apparent reason. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early May 12, 2006

schlopper

a dried up piece of gum

I hate it when I get schlopper on the bottom of my shoe. I don't like it when I find schlopper on the bottom of the tables at the diner.

by Diana Carol June 5, 2009

Schloof

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

by DJHeadUp January 30, 2003

schloof

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

by Ryan " stone breaker" Smith January 31, 2004

schloopenpoopin

An adjective describing a bad experience.

"That movie was schloopenpoopin."

by xx7enderxx March 12, 2007

schlopper

1. A fat, sloppy, disgusting person
2. Any member of the Lohan family

1. Look at that ugly schlopper
2. Harold Lohan is a schlopper

by Mike March 26, 2005

Schlonker

a man's penis, junk, brashol, tube steak

"Hey John, that chick accross the bar keeps staring at my schlonker. She won't take her eyes off . I think she wants me"

by Mr. Cajones December 6, 2018