Schloemer

(v.) to skip, jump, frolic, or sing about in a happy, carefree manner; (adv.) happily, carefree, joyfully; (n.) a state of being extremely happy, ecstatic, carefree; a last name

Hanna schlomered about in the produce section of Wal-Mart.

Sarah Anne moved schloemerly across the yard.

Madison entered schloemer after kicking the game-winning field goal.

by Silent Lee September 25, 2010

shlode

A word used to lend emphisis to a large amount of something. A bastardized form of shit-load.

I realy gotta go drop a duece, I ate a shload of hotwings last night.

by Wordguy February 22, 2005

Lily Schroder

A beautiful and intelligent girl. If you know a girl called Lily and she is NOT your best friend, she better be, STAT! She is the most AMAZING BFF a girl could ever want. She will be EVEN BETTER if her last name is Schroder. She is easy to trust but firm and stands by her point. Don't mess with her. She is a sporting supertstar! Sometimes though, she sets her goals a little too high. If Lily once had a goal to be prime minister, SHE'S PERFECT!

Friend- Who is you BFF again?
You- Lily Schroder, remember?
Friend- Oh yeah, shes AMAZING!

by TwilightFanGirl101 June 3, 2020

Dirty Schroder

An insult generally directed at people younger than you, like a brother or sister, or that stupid kid down the street. An ideal "Dirty Schroder" has one or more of the following characteristics:

Fat
Trashy
Smelly
Bitchy
11-14 years of age
Person who won't leave you (or your stuff) alone

**Note that once you are a Dirty Schroder, you will always be one, regardless of your current characteristics**

"Dirty Schroder" is also synonymous with "Dirty Cock'm"

Guy 1: What do you think you're doing, Dirty Schroder? GTFO

Guy 2: WTF man, I'm 32 years old now. Can't you just give it a rest?

Guy 1: Of course not, you are still a fat and smelly Dirty Schroder!

by Soldier X58 October 24, 2011

schlore

an easy, roll off the tongue way of calling someone a slut, cunt, and whore, all at the same time

That girl is such an f-ing schlore with her flirtatious, skanky behavior!

by Jombo Rivers January 17, 2009

schloemped

1. The act of listening to someone who does so just to be heard.
2. The act of listening to someone go on for minutes explaining someone that can be done in seconds.
3. The act of being cornered and not being allowed to leave by someone talking to you.

I wanted to leave but I was suddenly schloemped by that annoying guy in class.

by dasturge21 December 27, 2008

Schlore

A combination of a slut and a whore. A girl who will give it up easily and is always skanky.

Kristi was a schlore

by lalalalalampd September 15, 2010