Schlapp

When someone decides to slap or hit you for no reason whatsoever; this may be the result of any of the following:
1) someone is mad at you for no reason in particular
2) they are excited and decide to take it out on your arm
3) (in extreme cases) they simply find it entertaining to continuously slap the growing red welts on your skin

Before Rory had even heard Eve’s response, she was schlapping her on the arm for the seventh time that morning.

by Imanidiotnoneedtotellme July 1, 2019

Schlapping

The irritating noise produced by someone who doesn't eat with their mouth closed.

'Did you hear Christian eating? He wouldn't stop fucking Schlapping!'

by 12017317 March 7, 2014

Schlapping

Exposing the hypocrisy of celebrities or other well known people, as in Mercedes Schlapp or Matt Schlapp.

Kathy Griffith is great at schlapping trump's toadies.

by The Dire Wolf June 25, 2018

Schlapp

You'll Die

You'll Die

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Schlabs

v. Getting one's dick wet

n. The act of penetration, usually oral

Derived from the sound made by a hard cock on a wet set of lips

Bro 1: Did you bag that skeezer last night?

Bro 2: Nah dude, she's a teaser. I didn't even get schlabs!

by schlabmaster69 May 31, 2010

schlapp

schlapp is a fag that everyone tells what to do and he does it to be cool.

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Schlapp

The sound of balls colliding with the chin during fellatio.

Matt had difficulty expressing a logically coherent idea while the president's balls where Schlapping him.

by ry_diggity May 31, 2018