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schizo

An abbreviation of either schizoid, schizotypal or schizophrenic. Or more likely, a general insult used to imply someone is 'crazy'.

There's a set of diagnostic criteria for these disorders (readily available on Wikipedia). Schizophrenia is the most severe (actually a psychosis) and can be either 'positive'(characterised by mainly auditory hallucinations) or 'negative' (social withdrawal etc..). Schizoid personalities do not experience psychotic periods and are just people that are happy to live in their own world and for the most part, shun social contact. Schizotypals fall somewhere in between: they are withdrawn and don't have the hallucinations of the schizophrenics but they can be prone to odd paranoias and beliefs (for example, the belief that people can read minds).
Schizophrenic: "That guy over there hears aliens talking to him- total schizo!"

Schizotypal: "That guy over there thinks that people can read minds- total schizo!"

Schizoid: "That guy over there never says a word- total schizo!"
by Arama March 17, 2008
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schicken

I'm hungry. Imma go to Popeye's and get me some schicken.
by Freeloading Will March 9, 2008
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Schill

A plant or stooge put in place to boost the credibility of some other person/organization without disclosing that they are from or have a close relationship with that person/organization.
"Just because I like what he's done for the city doesn't mean I'm a schill for the mayor's office."
by ButtWeasel68 June 21, 2019
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schizophotography

A portmanteau of schizophrenia and photography, schizophotography is deliberate disassociation with reality through photographic expression. Redefining "point and shoot", "snapshot". If the aim of photography is to remember then the aim of schizophotography is to remember what no one remembers. Mindless self-indulged photos. Beyond candid. Never posed, never using a tripod or straight angle. Forget focus, apertures, rule of thirds.
Kane came back from vacation, his photos blurry and pointless schizophotography.
by Mene Tekel March 22, 2008
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schiavoed

Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.
by matt thermopolis November 30, 2010
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Schick Trick

Hat-trick + 1. Scoring four goals. In reference to the Schick Quattro razor.
Bro #1: Sidney Crosby just scored a hat-trick, you think he'll make it a Schick Trick?

Bro #2: You bet your smooth ass he will !

Bro #1: Cool story bro.
by CallMeRex October 15, 2011
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schitari

Noun. Adj. A group of muslims that lived from 896 B.C. to 35 C.E. typically credited with the invention of the blow job.
Sometimes I suspect that Leslie is partly Schitari.
by chow Meister November 16, 2012
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