"Du essen die scheiße" A german term, in direct translation you eat that shit, often used as a sexual inuendo
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A term used before the initiation of intercourse as a persuasive argument, often followed up, after the or during the act by "das ist fantastisch"
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A perfect response to any argument/question or any other attempt of communication
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A term used before the initiation of intercourse as a persuasive argument, often followed up, after the or during the act by "das ist fantastisch"
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A perfect response to any argument/question or any other attempt of communication
by cl20 May 25, 2009
Get the Essen die Scheiße mug.The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.
We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.
by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020
Get the Scheizer Noozle mug.N. a swift departure without prior notice or warning.
V. to leave suddenly from a public location without informing any of those present or offering any goodbyes.
V. to leave suddenly from a public location without informing any of those present or offering any goodbyes.
I think she's gone, she must have pulled a schmize.
Yo, what happened to you? You schmized out last night.
Yo, what happened to you? You schmized out last night.
by photoHunt December 1, 2010
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Get the scheiße mug.To derive pleasure from watching someone else lose their shit. A combination of schadenfreude and scheiße.
"Dude, did you see Bob's meltdown in the break room the other day when he saw that someone threw out his week-old sandwich? We were all enjoying the scheißenfreude."
by Peter Gryphon January 13, 2007
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